Bless your forever-miserable heart.

“So, Keenum is a free agent after the journeyman turned in a magical season that no front office in its right mind would count on him repeating.”

Kevin Kelly

If Harbaugh isn’t having sleepovers with every top 300 recruit next year there will be hell to pay.

This is a really bad name. A true Philly Special includes diarrhea and regret.

If you think this is bad, imagine the awards Donald Trump will receive for highlighting the gross abuses possible within our political system.

Au contraire. Draymond Green had a very good reason to be a dick: Draymond Green is, himself, a dick.

Who’s Paula?

Fucker stole me joke

This program has really fucked the shark.

Fuck Doug Gottlieb.

How many CAPS would that article contain?

Not nearly as shitty as the comments on another site.

Put Feinberg on the case.

That’s the saddest performance by a Hogan since the one that got Gawker shut down.

There is precisely one team in Columbus that matters. This is not that team.

There’s a buttfumble joke in here somewhere but I just can’t find it.

“WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING!???”

So I was right. He’s dumb.

Could be he’s just dumb.