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Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

Are you fucking kidding me?

HAIR SOLIDARITY! :-) As a woman whose close-cropped hair elicits occasional comments from men who think I give exactly 2.5 shits about their opinion, you have my sympathy and commiseration in this regard. I have perfected a cold, dead-eyed “Do you think I give a fuck?” stare for whenever a guy tells me, in so many

“If you’re pregnant, please leave the room if the video is playing.” I wasn’t pregnant before watching your hair, but I am now.  WTF

That's the most accurate thing I've heard all day.

The Toyota Sera is the Subaru SVX of Toyota Tercels.

I suppose have fun in your beautiful gasoline-soaked fantasy life

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

IT’S FUKKEN HELLA SWEET IS WHAT IT IS

Do you know what would save Subaru? A turbo BRZ, said every uninformed enthusiast ever.

COTD

Fancy Kristen would have people to worry about that for her.

How was a used Porsche Cayenne not on the list?

Dat stache.

Not really sure what a C5 Z05 is, but I’m assuming you meant the C5 Z06, but that didn’t come with 505 hp, it came with 405 from a 5.7 liter. 

What imaginary car are you talking about? The C5 Z06 used the LS6 which was a 5.7l 405hp engine

Can we have Toyota make the CUV instead?

Every answer is wrong except this one:

2012-2017 Buick Regal GS. Take it from a fellow Pennsylvanian that has one, its what you need. It fits your budget, its comfy, has decent power, available with AWD, and you won’t see a ton of them on the road every day.

Judging by how visibly frustrated she looks in the video I can only assume that she was waiting for a Jalopnik article to finish loading.