Hi... Officer here.... and to interpret the Officer Oath.... it’s orders of the President... NOT A CERTAIN PRESIDENT. We Fly the Flag of the US... OL’ Faithful... NOT a CAMPAIGN flag of the person who won.

When I meet an idiot at work, I feel bad about myself, because the company obviously has lower hiring standards than I would like to believe, leading me to question my own qualifications.

but we still don’t know what the platform will do.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

When asked for a comment on the 40th anniversary of his famous crash, Lauda was quick to place blame on Lewis Hamilton.

FYI, a test drive is required both before and after a transmission flush. It’s the technicians responsibility to be certain the trans shifts properly before and after the service. If any delays or issues with shifting before, a trans flush will make it worse.

I think Elon could buy a couple Gulfstreams and a Global Express. Citations are for peasants.

If that’s not a teenage fuck palace, I don’t know what is...

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

When I was younger I worried that my motorcycle would be the thing that killed me; now as I grow older I worry that it won’t be.

RIP Michael.

Did somebody say space junk?

Totally. And one more related tip I learned while working in an oil change garage: Take off that oil cap before draining (as is being discussed) and place it directly over the hood latch. This way, if the worst kind of absent mindedness strikes, you cannot possibly close the hood without remembering to put oil in.…

Exposed timing belt on off road vehicle.

Ahhhh yess the sound! Nothing like the *chink* of a flat beds chains tightening...

Ford GT does it for me. I fell in love with it when I first saw its commercial during the 2004 Super Bowl. When my local Ford Store got one in for a customer, I was given a ride in it. I haven’t been the same since.

UConnect is so easy to use you don’t even have to be in the vehicle!

This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

Yes! the fake drama manufactured by bogus deadlines is stupid. One thing I like about Roadkill is that they have deadlines, but rarely meet them.

Please don’t fire your gun into the sky trying to shoot down a drone.