Hey, he has a penis. We all know white people with penises always have a handy excuse, and hoards of other penis owners who will stand up for them.

Like, you know, Dylann Roof.

Yeah, this guy is a bad apple, an asshole with little regard for set safety and no regard for the sanctity of a lunch break, but there’s a definite systemic problem when this sort of asshole gets put in charge time and again. It seems to me that his priorities, of saving time, saving money and cutting corners wherever…

Trumporrhagic fever

Trumperculosis.