Dang. Haven't watched since 2009. Why type "formula one refueling" when I can have a smartass do it for me? Thanks!

F1 cars don't refuel? Since when?

Hey Jason Newsted/Mewes lookin' dude. Close your mouth, put on a shirt and head back to Burning Man would ya? Thanks! -Everyone

A big pretty white plane with red stripes,

Gundam Stylus: http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/25/tgs-2009-its-a-gundam-stylus/

McDonald's Triad? Evil!

Anything this guy has said or will ever say.

http://realitywired.com/morally-repressed-mattel-pulls-vibrating-harry-potter-broomstick/

Often seen on your local Craigslist for $10. Worth it, but not more.

"They're covered in astro-germs!"

SIMON. Nerdy and geeky: http://www.handheldmuseum.com/MB/Simon.htm

until it can fit all the current members of The Flaming Lips, what's the point really?

Just to be clear, I don't mean that ALL persons from Arlington Heights are despicable, awful human beings - just the one's I've met. ;)

Having worked in Arlington Heights I can confidently say that these two suburbanites are idiotic entitled assholes (probably for far more than their behavior in this video). That car and trailer were already toast and the thousands of gallons of water certainly weren't going to save the car, only put out the fire.…

related, but better:

tiny little moving boxes will not make this commenting system better. The old system would though! Can you just replace this new thing with the old thing? That would be great!

PST FTW

The best way to keep your drink ice cold is to drink it quickly. Fill, then repeat. No consumerism required. Except of course for the extra liquids you'll need, but you were going to drink more anyway, weren't you?