It would have to be the right Chevette - two doors weighed non-trivially less than four, there was an F41 suspension option, you could get a five-speed on a gas-powered two-door (or diesel anything) but even the four-speed - heck, even a three-foot air gap between the flywheel and forward U-joint - was preferable to…

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

I turned on the captions, and nearly pissed myself laughing. The funniest thing with Motorweek's name on it I have ever seen.