My brother in law saw his clip on his Pixel. Right after he watched it, the phone rang and then he died.

To OP’s point -- it took me a good 2-3 minutes before I realized it was only cloth, but to your point — I was still able to finish.

It would have to be the right Chevette - two doors weighed non-trivially less than four, there was an F41 suspension option, you could get a five-speed on a gas-powered two-door (or diesel anything) but even the four-speed - heck, even a three-foot air gap between the flywheel and forward U-joint - was preferable to…

I’m tempted to buy it and then never open it. Maybe put up a webcam and stream it on ustream so people can watch me not open it for years to come.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

No, this is the weirdest thing on the internet tonight.

I turned on the captions, and nearly pissed myself laughing. The funniest thing with Motorweek's name on it I have ever seen.