I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

How dare he negotiate for a contract! The nerve!

Based on recent performance, I don’t see Brock Osweiler taking a knee during a football game anytime soon.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

The only thing Brock Osweiler stands for is aggressive mediocrity.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

E-mails.

most likely when youre either in the shower or on the toilet

Who are we going to blame for terrible weather, while denying climate change?? gays and atheists??

Ohhhhh shit. Indianapolis is screwed.

Vikings, Packers, Cowboys, DC, Pats. Maybe the Steelers too. Those are where Drew really shines.

He put effort into it, too, when all he really had to do was write “Jerry Jones.”

This must be annually the easiest, most enjoyable WYTS Drew has to write.

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

Another Houston resident chiming in to say FUCK OFF, this article was a great read!

Susan resurfaces!

Houston resident (not a Texans fan), loving this. I have to put up with enough of JJ Watt’s face every time I go to HEB that this feels like catharsis.

Our greatest win in Franchise history was our very first game, when we beat the Cowboys 19-10 thanks to Quincy Carter’s cocaine habit.

If JJ Watt auctions off his fucking log cabin for charity the proceeds would be enough for the city of Houston to be drained, re-built and flourishing again in a matter of weeks independent of any other charity money.

I thought the New England Patriots win the NFL’s jayvee division every year.