The second we realized where the scene was going, my friends and I started placing bets on whether they’d show it or not. I lost five dollars.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

As a guy, I’ll second point number two. Men are simple creatures (in so many ways) and, while we may have preferences, pretty much any method will lead to orgasm. It was a surprise as a young man trying to figure out this whole sex thing to find how untrue that was for women. What worked like a charm for one would do…

Unless your friend had something under $1000 in his stock portfolio when Trump took office, there’s no way the  portfolio has doubled.

A Trump-lover I know tweeted today about how how their stock portfolio has doubled in value since the inauguration. First off, I don’t believe that’s actually true, but regardless, so what? Ever heard of a bubble? The performance of the stock market since Trump took office is shameful and is a clear reminder that,…

You ever see those Russian dashcam videos? This is like that.

Because we are an actual clown car at this point, and they are loving the hell out of it.

The whole point of Russian interference was to weaken a Hillary Clinton presidency. Now they want a weak(er) Trump presidency.

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

Ironically Obama is the only reason Trump has anything to hang his hat as President.

Washington Post just confirmed that Sessions did talk about Trump campaign concerns/activities with the Russian Ambassador. So, again, he lied to Congress in his confirmation hearings.

I saw that the Russian Foreign Minister did an interview and said that Trump and Putin met more than three times. My first thought was why would he say that? You keep hearing about how Putin doesn’t f around and will make someone mysteriously fall to their death from a hotel balcony, get shot in front of the Kremlin…

Bannon is more of a “funny” uncle...

Definitely. Toddlers who go to the toilet together to snort lines.

“When you are bought by your parents to a kindergarten do you mix with the people who are waiting in the same room to start going to a classroom?”

Worst of all, he isn’t a teen!

Surprised I say, surprised I am, that he wasn’t wearing a romper.

“People like going to the circus.”

I thought we covered that on “insane whiteboy shit”