I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

It’s weird to think about what exactly Lebron wants here. I get that he wants his team to be more competitive with Golden State after getting their butts kicked but he has to see the simple reality that the team doesn’t have much in the way of assets to make that happen.

I can’t wait for Dan Gilbert to announce a run for public office. He’s got crooked mayor written all over him.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

The winner wrestling a bear might actually be interesting.

The press tour is a disaster.

a) This and Wimbledon are the biggest/only running stories in sports this week; we’re consequently covering both with a microscope.

You guys have written no less than 10 articles about the fight since its conception, including multiple takes on each press conference this week.

I ejaculate a whole lot

I’m team Diaz with the chair.

The only acceptable outcome.

Truly, Team No One.

As always, any transaction that involves the Knicks is a loss for both sides.