You really crapped out on fitting another gambling pun in there.

Cash poor team? Name one team in the nfl that is cash po.....I feel dumb because I didn’t get the joke until just now

I think Gruden is going to be a massive failure but I really don’t understand this take

Then he’ll fit right in...

Wow, seems like Gruden’s hit the jackpot. He seems like a smart guy, he’ll play his cards right here. Although, personally, I’m all in for anything that gets him off television. I bet he takes a real long hard look at his odds here, doubles down, and makes the smart play. Interesting point about the owners…

he would inherit a young quarterback in Derek Carr whom he feels strongly about

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

All true. I grew up in a law enforcement family.

There are rules, regulations, and training programs that pertain to trigger discipline.

They fail more often than they should.

That said, if the dipshit who made the call hadn’t been butthurt over a fucking game, this particular instance of awfulness wouldn’t have…

Bull.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

The Rockets blew it in the 4th quarter. For a D’Antoni team this means they are already in playoff form.

The fact that the Rockets got fucked by two James Harden offensive fouls on a routine in-bounds due to Marcus Smart flopping his ass off makes the entire thing so, so much better than it already is. You can almost get drunk off the schadenfreude.

They had to bring in Spanish Soccer announcers to understand the subtle layers of Marcus Smart’s flop.

Uhhhh yeah dude this shit is scary. Wtf neighborhood do you live in? I live in deep NYC and I never think about what penetrates or stops an attacker or whatever the hell you are talking about. Jesus Christ, get a grip.

Somehow, adding “obviously” makes it sound much more like a blatant lie than the simple, declarative statement “none of what was in the car was his” would have.

Sounds like he dropped an L in his lap and swerved.

Or smoking a J.

“none of what was in the car was his obviously.”

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

He obviously got distracted while eating a W.