I mean, have you not read any news from Hollywood this year?

“What I’ve always said is I know nothing about that. I can only speak for what he has been to me and the players,”

On the flip side, the Warriors had no Steph and just played a back to back over the weekend, while the Cavs had three full days of rest.

In a pick-up game James would get to shoot a 3 for possession because ball don’t lie.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

Don’t worry, the Tallahassee PD investigated and said everything checked out.

Yeah, he plays football.

I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

They are 4-11. That was the first time all year his teammates actually blocked someone.

*someone else’s crab legs.

Jameis Winston with the “oh shit no one is holding me back.”

It’s definitely true even though it didn’t happen.

The John Olerud story is the best, even though it’s not true (and Olerud himself wishes it was true).

Favorite Rickey story of all time; Rickey’s rookie year, and the A’s were having trouble with one of their rival teams (I think the Angels or the Royals). One of the coaches gives a speech about how their opponent puts on their pants one leg at a time, just like the rest of the league does.

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.

HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW THAT MEGYN KELLY RECENTLY MADE REMARKS ABOUT THE RACE OF SANTA CLAUS? ISN'T THIS JUST THE PERFECT TIME TO ALL RECALL THAT SHE DID THAT?

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.