Pedophiles are famously good at hiding things. They go out of their way to be the ‘good guy’ that people can trust.

Is there some unannounced contest between Michigan State and USA Gymnastics over who can take the least responsibility?

Bas Rutten nods in approval.

This is Penn St. all over again, everyone passing the buck, no one held accountable. For decades. This reflects on the entire institution. How can you say that isn’t on the President?

What a relief it is for humanity that Tom Izzo has sired children and can muster the bare minimum of outrage at the actions of a child molester. Presumably an impotent or confirmed bachelor Tom Izzo would have shrugged his shoulders at this news and wondered what everyb0dy was so mad about.

You know, I don’t have any kids but I don’t have any problem being completely outraged and horrified over a decades long sexual abuse case.

I hope the right person was convicted.

While I understand your plight, and I’m certainly sure there are good people there, MSU Sports Medicine certainly needs to be held accountable here. I’m confident that in the long run, quality patient care AND not providing a monstrous child molester is not too much of an ask.

OK, everyone, be civil to whatever office drone has to answer the phone today...

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

The craziest thing about that game was that was probably the best I’ve ever seen Blake Bortles play and the offense calls were just near perfection in the first half. Even after Bortles started to revert in the second half, he was really doing good throws in that final drive before Gilmore crushed his soul.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

Or there is a god and the motherfucker is a fucking asshole.

You just described all of Florida.

Goddammit. Maybe a spoiler alert next time?

I swear to fucking god, if this becomes another bloody sock sort of thing...

The “wearing gloves inside” look worked for this guy, for a while.

I can’t believe people are falling for this smoke and mirrors show.