Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Tan Bricks, Orange Torches...

This is...ridiculous...on all fronts. Relative deprivation and housing scarcity are serious problems in all of East London, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what a cereal cafe has to do with that. It’s hardly the first or most egregious sign of gentrification in fucking Shoreditch. Shoreditch is basically…

It’s not easy being (the right shade of) green.

I’m hoping we’ll see an impact this election. My parents are “economic conservatives” but have always been for gay marriage, abortion, and immigration. They were Dems until Clinton’s time because... I really have no idea why. Anyway it’s been a real issue for me and my siblings to come to terms with because even those…

Wait, I’m confused... a child should be raised by its own parents, so gay couples shouldn’t adopt... except if a woman wants an abortion, in which case adoption (probably by a hetero couple) is the obvious choice? Instructions unclear, head now banging against desk.

“and it is definitely true that children do better with their own parents”

Ladies, rape is awful and we feel really bad for you but also you need to give birth and preferably parent the kid if you get pregnant.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain...

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the rhetorical device known as parody. You win one free lorazepam.

Because I am now and always a Discworld geek,

‘the same wrong information presented in a room full of people who believe it can actually be quite compelling.’

This is a cult

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

No girls, except for all the girls who do.

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

Because wingnuts need to balance the Ahmed Mohamed story with one of their own, so they wave any flag they can get their hands on to declare any kind of victory they can.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

Most refugees wouldn’t leave their home country unless it meant grave danger for them. Because some of them have really nice lives before this point and its the fact that they’ll probably die if they stay that makes them so desperate to leave.