mercenarykitten
mercenarykitten
mercenarykitten

Also the idea of “anything but autistic” is so fucking shitty and gross. I really just hate people.

It bears repeating...

We get frequent flyers who come in so many times with nothing ever found on extensive testing, but they always demand pain meds. Sometimes when denied these pain meds, they get verbally and/or physically abusive. If we try to discharge a patient and they refuse to leave and are abusive towards staff, we call security

It is difficult to force mental healthcare on people who won’t accept it. Unless you are a danger to yourself or others it puts physicians and law enforcement in a tough position to help you get care. I don’t know this lady she may have had a true mental health issue, but some people are just assholes. We don’t scream

This movie is a travesty. Spreading the prejudice that models are stupid, it’s terribly looksist. #notallmodels

I have a Wal-Mart story I can share.

My day job is in a state’s unemployment agency. By law, I can’t provide specifics, but I’d guess that at least 40% of the true WTF stories I have involve Walmart.

Buy if he’d taken them out of the cart (so customers don’t have to use carts with empty beer cans in them) and thrown them in the trash, that would be fine, right? Because it’s not like Wal-Mart wanted them. Wal-Mart just didn’t want him having them. Logically.

weather you like it out or not

Serious question

me when u try to pop off

When Roe vs Wade led to the legalization of abortion, I remember my mom - a relatively apolitical woman - practically weeping with joy. She’d had me very young, and I’m sure she toyed with the idea of abortion - but it was illegal and dangerous. How dangerous? As a high school student, she’d driven a girlfriend across

Imagine if 25 of those people had nuclear bombs! Or Bazookas! Or magical powers!

I’m just waiting for the day when you get a story from someone who had a customer bring in a Foreman Grill and ask for raw meat because “the chef doesn’t cook it well-done enough so I’ll just do it MYSELF”.

That person exists. They are out there, somewhere. And they are terrible.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

GASP!