In this particular case, extremist is not strong enough. Whoever did this was a terrorist. Plain and simple. It was an attack designed to cause terror. This person is a terrorist. Period.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

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New Hampshire. Home of the Dampest Duvets.

Okay so where are the videos? For journalistic integrity. Not because I want to watch babies fighting. Okay you caught me: I want to watch babies fighting.

Here’s something to soothe you:

Boo, I don’t much care for nepotism. She only got a show because of her Grandfather. It’s not like she’s a better cook than any other tv chef. Nigella Lawson's crazy ass is better. Mainly I’m just angry that there isn’t a Swedish Chef cooking show.

If it’s good enough for penguins, it’s good enough for me.

As someone who has to wash dishes by hand (no dishwasher and no room for one), can I just say that all hippie dish detergents suck and you can pry my Dawn out of my cold, dead hands.

I have this thing where I have been donating to Planned Parenthood “in honor of” some stupid douche every time I hear about selling fetal parts. It isn’t much, but I do what I can. My $5 donations add up over time. I think my last contribution was in honor of Mike Huckabee and I believe he got a postcard notifying him…

GLORY BE TO THE MOST HIGH!!!!!!!!!

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Once when my nephew was still playpen-age I suggested at Thanksgiving dinner that we use the playpen for after-dinner entertainment: throw in some Cheerios, drop the dog in, and watch the Pug Vs Baby Cage Match to see who could grab the most Cheerios and snarf them fastest. My suggestion was not appreciated.

I know this is wrong and awful and they have to be punished and I would never watch the Snapchats, but if it were legal and sanctioned I would totally watch Toddler Fights on youtube.

Hunter! Madison! Quit bickering over the crayons! SETTLE IT IN THE OCTAGON.

Aww, come on, kids are perfect candidates for a fight club! They’re so full of chub and soft tissue so they won’t really get injured. They’re built that way so you can drop them and they just bounce! (At least, that’s what my brother told me.)

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