“Oscar the Grouch is heard muttering something to the effect of ‘this neighborhood is going to the dogs!’”

Check your privelege. My identity was stolen by a raccoon and I'm still paying off the credit cards that little furry bastard took out in my name. Their nimble little hands are very good for faking signatures and even copying handwriting.

what it said: Full disclosure: Ornstein was a professor of mine in graduate school.

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

Personally I’m just going to fax her stills from various types of gay porn.

Yeah, salad bar Christians regularly make me take a peek at my frontal lobe.

Some people say trump is a terrible person. I totally disagree.

Lol. Here’s an article Tim wrote invoking the Fellowship of the Ring as a would-be defenders of Christians’ privilege to persecute:

I’m tired of this whole ‘Marriage is about pro-creation, them homos can’t pro-create so they can’t get married!’ because they never have issue with hetero couples who can not or will not produce children. More so, I always find those sorts weird, like, at their version of a wedding, they are basically pronounced…

Why not both?

“I thought I was going to Duke University, not Dyke University!”

I think Kenny Powers is perfect for the role.

Animal pee isn’t the worst thing. I had a dog who lived far beyond her breed’s normal life expectancy. I used to hoist her into bed with me every night because I didn’t think her bed was comfortable enough for her. She was a big girl, around 65 lbs. Many was the morning that I awoke perfumed with canine urine. I got…

If you have the patience, financial, physical, and emotional resources, then I’m sure that having a child with Down’s Syndrome is just as wonderful (to people who like children of course) as having a baby without Down’s Syndrome, perhaps more challenging or challenging in different ways, but that unconditional love…

Obviously children with Down syndrome are wonderful, adorable children, but the decision to move forward with a genetic abnormality should always be an informed choice. My husband and I decided we would for Down Syndrome, but I’ve had extensive experience with special needs children. They need so much attention,…

I tried that at the local Christian bakery the other day.

Ooooh like anti-choice Maze Runner.

“It’s okay to be skinny!”

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”