We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

There are people, more than likely older guys who never got laid in high school, who enjoy making teenage girls cry, more so if attractive...

I used to work in a bank, we had another branch less than a quarter of a mile down the road. Pretty much all banks in the UK are only open 0900-1700 (if you are lucky, a lot of them close at 1600) in order to give the most coverage we opened at 0830 and closed at 1630, the other branch was open 0930-1730 so there was…

I don’t know why I wait for Mondays when after reading these my mind is flooded with rage and memories of my food service past...

The second story reminds me of one of my wife’s tales of waiting tables at Dead Lobster while in grad school.

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

The cherry on top was walking back out after I locked my shit down and the woman’s husband was standing sheepishly at the hostess stand. He handed me a $50 bill and shook his head, saying, “I’m so sorry.”

I prefer arcane immunization. Gives you +5 Will, +3 Stamina

The woods on the moon of Endor. Preferably far from any Ewok tribes, don’t want you getting them sick.

SCIENCE RAGE.

While I appreciate freedom and people wanting to make choices for themselves, which we must have to a degree, seriously people GET VACCINATED.

It’s a rare privilege of our time and place that we even have the option to think of diseases like Polio, Smallpox and the like extinct and beyond it’s ability to harm us.

Also…

Dan Savage recently hit the nail on the head: They are anti-sex. That’s all there is to it. If you don’t want abortion, but also oppose contraception, and also harp on about “family values,” then you’re anti-sex.

My friend sent me something the other day that I have been thinking about a lot. I don’t typically put any stock in stupid thought exercises presented in meme form or on tumblr, but this one was very interesting. Thoughts??

This lady was a loon, but it is theoretically possible to safely feed a vegan diet with appropriate supplementation to an obligate carnivore like a cat, but I wouldn’t recommend trying it and won’t formulate them in my own practice. The food has to be highly processed, but it is theoretically possible according to…

I’ve heard that in battle, the female Kurdish fighters often answer the mandated “Allahu Akbar” ISIS battle cry with a shrill, warbling battle cry of their own, so the bastards will know they are fighting women and fear the fires of hell.

I have heard that one major challenge with ISIS is that they essentially believe that they are ushering in the end of days, and this certainly aligns with that.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

Definitely not taking any of your shit today.

I stopped after they all declared "I had an abortion."