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He feels threatened? What’s that phrase they liked to use? Oh yeah!

These men literally activated explosives in the presence of police, yet weren’t shot? Ohh? They were white Russians? Carry on, nothing to see here.

Now there’s some people that need the entire soda can sculpture (that Billy the Bag Boy just finished stacking) to fall on them like so many Jenga blocks.

I’m going to suggest that you learn how to read, but do so somewhere else.

Initial report was that he also had a gun pulled while in the car. Also, the whole running away from the scene of a crime, and the vehicle can also be considered a deadly weapon, and he almost ran the one girl down.

Since the husband was some kind of veteran intermediary for the University, I’m wondering if he still has some sort of service connection, or at least to the DoD, and therefore would still be subject to the UCMJ.

There’s a vast difference between ‘I have a mild difference of opinion, let’s have discourse about it’ and ‘I think I’m superior to every single one of these people solely by the virtue of my skin color, and not because I personally have ever done ANYTHING of note with my life, so I’m going to insult them and all

Except he had also pulled a gun, and is also being charged.

I’ve put my old combat boots into a couple passenger doors after almost getting clipped while walking (with the signal, in a well-lit crosswalk, mind you) by some idiot that doesn’t bother to check before they whip around a corner.

Still love this video.

Guaranteed that the parents of anyone who buys this will be just as disappointed in them as Gendo is in Shinji, so... Yes?

Nah, judge, these assholes 'served' our community for years. Now it's time for us to serve them. With long, hefty sentences.

Yes ma’am, you have a right to that opinion, despite how factually and contextually wrong it is. What you do NOT have, is the right to attack people with your opinion. So kindly take your opinion and shove it back up your ass where you pulled it from.

It’s that magical invisible ALL that they know they use when talking about any group of people, so they assume that everyone else does the same.

This is, of course, the most likely scenario, followed closely by him saying that he'd been telling people to wear masks this whole time, and the lib'rul meedya trying to kill us all.

Now it's going to be "pass me another one, Margie! I swear, those *looks around nervously before dropping voice to a shrill whisper-yell* uppity you-know-what's cost me my job! How dare they *rambles off unintelligibly until she falls asleep in her plate of flavorless mush*

Well, Bob (because there’s always a caster named Bob) her whole life has been leading up to this point. People close to Karen say that the only button on her My First Telephone was for the police, and that her first word can not be repeated out loud. It's like she was born to win this event.

This is, of course, the most likely situation, because that is the hellscape we live in.

While I have trouble taking the words of the Chief and Union guy at face value, I am somewhat heartened by the seeming lack of them trying to defend the indefensible.

When even your State-sanctioned propaganda machine is saying 'hey, maybe we really should be doing this thing that the CDC had been telling us to do for months.' maybe it's about time to actually do it, you orange nightmare-cicle.