Mercenary Chef
mercenary-chef
9/18/19
4:53 PM
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To be fair, The Gore was just too easy. Even people that agreed with him made fun of him.

9/17/19
3:50 PM
8

One of the things on my bucket list is to take Baby Merc to either DragonCon or BlerdCon sometime during her formative years so that she can see all of this for herself. Because, despite the local cosplay scene, there’s very little up here in the way of Blerd community (something that frustrates Lady Merc). 

9/13/19
8:27 PM
1

At the most, call it a theory or a belief. Because they surely believe in it, despite all evidence (and mirrors) to the contrary.

9/13/19
8:24 PM
5

Guaranteed there’s a sentient asymmetrical bob cut on the other side of that monitor.

9/13/19
8:19 PM
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Came for the quality insults, stayed because the things talked about here will affect my daughter.

9/12/19
6:05 PM
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That’s what I'm sitting here trying to figure out. What kind of mental gymnastics did it take for it to be 'unconstitutional' to not essentially be slave labor?

9/12/19
5:56 PM
1

If Lady Merc weren’t busy helping out and coordinating with her family for recovery efforts, I’d be sending her this. As it is, the best I can do is post this GoFundMe she started...

9/6/19
3:10 PM
3

Yeah, local rap scene kinda sucks, and our drug dealers are not discreet at all.

9/4/19
2:37 PM
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Lady Merc’s family is down there too. Haven’t heard anything, yet, and I’m a bit worried.

9/3/19
12:10 PM
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it’s usually a combo of all 3. We’ll have a bit too much of one particular product, and in order to avoid taking a loss on it, whatever cheapo creation one of the cooks made for his personal lunch the other day will be recreated as a special.

8/31/19
1:10 AM
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Pretty sure he's got three crusty old socks running around this article, so... Yeah...