Mercenary Chef
mercenary-chef
2/17/20
4:19 PM
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That’s... Umm... That's definitely a whole lot of what the fuck in one article.

2/3/20
7:11 PM
3

Yeah, I looked at my phone earlier and saw the news pop up, and remarked, in public, "Finally, some good fucking news."

1/30/20
6:25 PM
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And I thought I was being all edgy by wearing a coat with Umbrella Corporation patches, claiming I was ‘monitoring viability of viral outbreak in the city.’ Read more

1/30/20
6:18 PM
13

Amazing how the biggest blowhards fall apart at the slightest pushback, isn't it?

1/30/20
6:11 PM
10

Something that crash-landed on it’s way back to Nal Hutta. That's the only thing I'm sure of.

1/30/20
5:55 PM
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I’m completely innocent, but I refuse to give you the one thing that could prove without a shadow of a doubt that I’m innocent, because I say I’m innocent, and so does my shiesty lawyer friend. Read more

1/28/20
2:49 PM
4

If you mean secured as in strapped down like a mental patient, yeah, we’re probably a ways out from having squads that can’t be easily fitted with that gear, but I’m fairly sure that almost all squads have either a plexiglass or metal grate separating the front and back of the cab. Something that would have easily Read more

1/28/20
2:36 PM
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That’s a new one to me, too. I have never, in my experience with police, or police shows, seen a handcuffed person being seated in the front seat of a squad. Read more

1/27/20
12:56 PM
4

Wait, did he pull the gun out from under the hood of the vehicle? Cop’s bullshit excuses aside, that is one of the dumbest, most dangerous things I’ve seen. Read more

1/27/20
12:42 PM
4

Exactly. Everyone knows that the proper seasoning for pig's blood smoothies is cumin and tarragon.