Mercenary Chef
mercenary-chef
2h
1

You can tell by the way his billy goat scruff grows that he has no chin. Add in no lips, no moral compass, and hopefully soon no job, and you've got a picture perfect representation of the master race.

2h
8

If menacing people with a baseball bat is a crime, this is a crime. Those things are equally dangerous in the wrong hands, and can, in fact, be even worse because the same amount of force is being applied to a smaller area.

Aug 1
28

Given the fact that he can’t actually cite any of the reasons some people are suggesting the ban (suspicions of information farming and the like) leads me to believe that you are correct in assuming this is purely pettiness and spite. Read more

Aug 1
3

Yeah, I think it was just too much cognitive dissonance for my brain to handle that early in my morning.

Aug 1
6

Yeah, I understand that, and Lady Merc and I have had a convo or two about locks (mostly about the misconceptions around them about washing, and white people trying to wear them). Read more

Jul 29
3

Oh yeah, my mother was very big into that schtick when I was a kid, and when compared to the rest of my family, well... But I've watched the veneer crack and crumble over the years.

Jul 29
39

Knowing when to speak and when to listen is quite possibly more important than being willing to speak in the first place.

Jul 25
22

Nevermind that the last episode of Cops was a full 2 weeks before the murder of George Floyd.

Jul 25
14

I have no issue with believing in the ideals written in the Declaration, because they are indeed really good ideals to strive for: that all are created equal, and that everyone, EVERYONE, has the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Hell, I had joined the Army, despite my stance on the (at Read more

Jul 23
35

That’s his bar? Remembering 5 things for about 20 minutes and knowing what day it is? Jesus, then I should be supreme ruler of the galaxy, because being a chef requires retaining dozens of multi-step recipes at any given time, keeping a mental list of what items need to go out when, and the whole time, having to take Read more

Jul 23
7

I know you’re not going to understand this, in even the simplest terms, but I’ll say it for anyone else that might have a shred of humanity left in their body.