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even better...

Maurauder X-100

ask this dude about federal pound me in the ass prison...

@gla2yyz: "what consumer? i'm the consumer."

can't get this off my mind this week.

Sadly it was an automatic. 1983 Accord Hatchback (5 speed) replaced it.

he's related to this guy. "million to one shot, doc. million to one."

My 1998 GTI 2.0 liter. Manual trans of course. It wasn't fast but wasn't too slow, had plenty of space inside, was a fun handling car, great in the snow and gave me little hassle. I wound up trading it in after one year and 8,000 miles for a MkIV GTI which turned out to be the most horrid piece of unreliable shit

@Ash78 gonna git you, sucka: Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They're perpetually in the fucking dark.

"But Mr. President, he'll see everything! He'll see the Big Board!"

Renault Clio Williams

An example of a car bomb not being art:

@Vavon: wow, never gave these things a second look until I saw this example. Looks sleek!

I follow this broad on twitter because it's imperative that I know where she is AT ALL TIMES. Dangerous mother effer!

So what were they smoking in the product strategy meeting when they decided to throw the Vulcan V6 in this hideous thing?

glaring omission: the George Costanza/Glamour Magazine incident.