Thank you, cosmicspeed. To this day, beating that game one summer break day (and it really did take the whole day, making sure no one got close to the nintendo during snack breaks) is possibly my greatest contribution to humanity. I also liked to run and jump into the T-Rex mouth to scare my kid brother. He’d run out…

For the record, I don’t watch ESPN anymore because it fucking sucks, if they’d like to take that into consideration. They hire the worst athletes/coaches/owners to act as “experts” at the sport they failed at, all their on-air talent is way too busy trying to come up with catchphrases to get their own website header,…

I’m happy to see this apology today, even if it may be a simple PR stunt. I was really disappointed after reading his comments in that NYT interview - I came out of it more angry at him than I was at Tambor. Hopefully he follows this up by taking steps such as demanding equal pay on set, etc., and then maybe I’ll be…

To the editor responsible for the Recommended Stories decision: I thank you from the bottom of my now-lightened heart.

Come on, now. All of us who grew up in the South know those markings are secret directions for the UN to follow when they invade and take over America! The same with the writing on the back of stop signs! Don’t try to hide your liberal agenda

Squirrels at bird feeders are good. I’ll accept no other argument.

Guys, I don’t think this is funny anymore. I’m starting to get really bummed.

One city’s trash is another city’s treasure, possibly:

Where’s the outrage about this boat photo op?? Racists.

Why not put the extra ref in front of a tv screen in Aaron Rogers’ tent and have that person doing real-time reviews and challenges to speed up that process and catch things with instant replay? If he/she sees something on camera before the next play a flag should be launched from the tent. This is only half sarcasm.

We have to investigate the investigation!

My girlfriend is always trying to talk to me while I poop, forcing me to lean over and turn the fan off then back on to resume pooping. Is that just an unavoidable part of being an adult now?

How about Rocky? Are we considering it a sports movie?

I’m starting to worry after reading all these WYTS and seeing followers of pretty much every team complaining about their stadiums full of Trump-loving fans that this guy might actually have a chance to win in November. I thought it was just the South, but it’s spread to all our major cities! Fuck

Neil O’Donnell was definitely paid to toss those two super bowl INTs.

Cam told Charlotte media today he was trying to avoid injury: