I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…

And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

Mr. Chickens and I both got food poisoning on our honeymoon. We suffered through three days of agony, and realized that we really were great together.

Our favourite is “Hell’s bells, Trudy!”. Hell’s bells needs to make a comeback.

My wife and I quote Pete and Trudy Campbell often. They were a great couple of characters.

Me, Remy and Jackie Sharp are a threesome I could get behind. I mean in the middle of? Both.

There will be more sex scenes with Remy Danton.

supposedly they overlook it because she’s a super genius. I mean, she does run the entire fucking forensic lab by herself, which I think is a bigger load of shit.

60-year-old?! Really?! You think this lady is 60.

Ha!

she can do whatever the fuck she wants!

Please next do What Makes a Soup a Soup. We’ve been debating this in my office.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

When he did that DC special for Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad, DC gifted him Harley Quinn’s baseball bat from the film.

I had an internet fight of my own today with a Bernie Bro. Solidarity.

I used to be a “head is for Clinton, heart is for Sanders” Democrat until I read this:

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

But once you get everyone in the same room no one will shut up.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.