Yeah, I would kind of be mad if someone made over my car or something without my input. I guess it doesn’t matter because she could probably sell it for a lot more money now if she wanted to, but taking something you already own and like and giving it a makeover without your permission is different than a gift.

Kris hated that Range Rover makeover. Or, maybe I’m projecting my reaction, because that is just ugly.

I love this show so freaking much.

So you’re saying he has an exceptional penis?

It’s HARD to argue with his credentials. He’s just got the BALLS to get the job done. And is COCKy enough to make it.

Good. I’m a mid-senior level admin (5 years experience) at a Fortune 100 company and recently learned that an entry-level (just graduated a month ago) male admin is making the same amount as me.

He pulled a Leslie Knope.

I think it’s rude to call someone by a name other than what they go by. If I’m introduced to someone and they tell me their name is Michael, I’ll call them Michael.

Also siding with Aidan. I didn’t mind if Carrie wound up with someone - the truth always was that she wanted to. The character had no desire to be The Single Girl for her entire life, no matter whether or not that’s what Star originally had in mind.

I’m on #teamaidan and thought the whole breakup was a HUGE MISTAKE. And the season could have ended after Miranda had her baby. That episode was PERFECT.

That's one badass assistant principal.

Wasn't that the greatest thing ever ?

Jenna Doohickey Tatum is my new favorite Tatum anyway.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

I’m going to have to argue that Carl’s hat is doing the Lord’s work in trying to cover Carl’s fucking awful haircut.

Worst of all? This was the text: