But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

“if my wife found out, which she won’t” lol

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

You do you, my man, but I really, really hope you’re not bringing additional “gifts” home to your wife through your dalliances.

...and may whatever higher power you believe in hold out that she does not find out, as it would destroy not only her relationship with you, but with her sister. That’s where my judgment…

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

“Thanks for capitalsplaining”

They do. Gillibrand, Harris, Booker, there are plenty of younger Dems. The media loves to highlight the older people. But the three I mentioned have been very active. 

Lieu can't be president. He was born in Taiwan.

Look at you with all your facts instead of snappy one liner bullshit like the person you responded to likes to do

Last seen voting to approve all of Trump’s judicial appointments

Here’s the thing, guys: what most (sane) lefties support is not technically even called socialism. It is called Social Democracy, and it absolutely involves markets and a specific kind of well-controlled capitalism. It is capitalism with socialist characteristics, in other words, and that’s exactly what Elizabeth…

I wasn’t trying to improve your statement. I was just referring to another Splinter article that bitched about Chelsea Clinton maybe running for city counselor at some point in the future.  

No. I want supposed progressives to stop acting like purity police and writing bullshit hit pieces on other progressives. 

I love that the second quote is basically Hillary’s 2016 platform and it’s totally acceptable NOW because Warren (the Louise to Hillary’s Thelma, if you recall) is talking it up.

Or God forbid if Chelsea Clinton had said it!

Right, I was just going to comment. What if Hillary would have said this? Burn the Witch!!!

Here’s the rub. If she somehow decided tomorrow to declare that she was a socialist and that she would no longer be pragmatic, she would in turn receive the ire of those far-lefties decrying her as an opportunist. 

She... has never claimed to be a socialist before, so I’m not clear on the expectation of her to do so now. She’s always been a capitalist and a pragmatist, and I don’t think she’s going to give up her long-held beliefs to go socialist now just because the label’s currently having a fashionable moment. I’d advise…

And this is exactly why workaholics are horrible to work for. They run themselves and everybody else ragged in an anxiety spiral of half baked ideas, no follow through, distractedness and waste.

Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Seriously.