Oh, I get it. Ice cream's main component is cream, which comes from cow-boobs. And boobs that are not sitting around solely for men's enjoyment AS GOD INTENDED and are serving some other purpose are nasty-pasty. The boob-juice is intended for calves only, calves conceived within male-female cow "wait-until-marriage…

Good point. They know that compulsory voting would mean that companies would have to allow employees time off/alt schedules for voting, and that those who are unable to vote now because it would mean taking time off or bringing the kids to the voting lines would probably lean Democratic.

Given the rate of voter apathy, the chances are higher he doesn't vote at all. Nice non-sequitur, though.

Oh yeah, if I had anything in the arse(nal), I'd be hard-pressed to keep it.

I have been at work too long today—I read that as mild incontinence.

Was a phone really worth shooting a woman in the head? That's the question you should have asked.

Or ...liberating as not giving a FUCK :-)

Maybe the staff members just thought he needed the iron?

You know uh, I heard that if you have Akin in your family tree, it has ways of shutting that all down

If you would read any of my responses, including the one you responded to, you would see that I agree that rape is not the right word. I suggest "pleasuring himself with a dead woman" at another point. Pocket pussy would be "pleasuring oneself with a pocket pussy".

You don't have sex with a Fleshlight. You pleasure yourself with it.

Thanks, Mona, I was indeed addressing the OP's phrasing.

Yeah, I guess that's the old time-y phrase for it, and it works, except it seems like it's now calling the corpse dirty and befouled.

Ugh, definitely there with you.

Uh, no I didn't. Sex is consenting; rape is not. Date rape is rape, not having sex. If you engaged in sexual conduct without consent, that's rape.

I was thinking maybe "used a dead woman to pleasure himself" or something.

Maybe "used dead woman to pleasure himself"?

"Having sex" implies consent. Dead beings cannot provide consent. While "raping" struck me as a slightly-off word choice, it is certainly not sex if one of the members is dead.

Blech. "She was a dead ringer for my ex-girlfriend...."

Once I read the heading, I of course jumped to the "but what about security!" conclusion. I like that Bill and Melinda are putting time, money, and energy into contraception alternatives. However, this is still putting the control with the doctor. Nice try, all, but let me know when your thought process on this is in…