I still can’t get over the fact that these bozos named a person Future.

In a perfect world, she would go to the police and he would get arrested, then convicted and put away for a long time. Unfortunately, it just doesn’t happen that way most of the time. She probably chose not to go to the police out of fear that she wouldn’t be believed - or worse, that the police would interrogate her…

The “you provoked me” is a personal favorite of mine.

I feel like people took her original comment and twisted it into something completely different. When I first read it, I just thought she meant that she didn’t want to talk about how much money she made and preferred to keep that in private conversation with those who actually pay her. We’d all be fools to think she…

No way!! I’m so shocked!!

I’m with ya.

*Barranquilla, btw. My dad would punch me in the knee if he saw that typo lol

Women from Baranquilla have similar features, oddly enough. They’re both from that city. Makes sense.

Ayyy que linda esta muchacha. Divina!

Yeah and Kylie Jenner is white, so there’s that!

Armenia is in the Middle East? I didn’t know that.

Oh hell nah! If we have to be subjected to these horrible commercials while watching late night tv, so should she! DAMN IT SARAH

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I totally agree with you.

WHY IS HE SO FINE?!

Oh god the spanglish in that Hillary article is so awful.

We make lifelong friends in the women’s bathroom!

Absolutely. I’ll call an asshole an asshole regardless of gender. This whole “nah I’m just a strong woman and you’re sexist” excuse is so fucking tired, and it’s lazy.

Who can we blame for the bling bling era? Is it Puffy? Cuz seriously, I’m so beyond over it as well.

all she sees is $$$.