Is she going into a porta-potty in that first instagram shot?

he’s a hot idiot

I’d be lying if I said I never had similar moments. You’re completely right. :(

i’m 29 years old and i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have a moment of thought about buying it when i see fucking kylie jenner hawk this shit on instagram (yes i follow her) . it’s toxic and it’s ingrained and it’s bad.

As a WASP, don’t make this about WASPs. Those outfits are tacky, and my late grandmother would say so if she saw them.

Tommy Hilfiger just creamed his chinos somewhere.

Wow, I didn’t realize these were senna teas. I’ve had GI issues my whole life, and every now and again I need to drink Smooth Move tea (main ingredient: Senna) just to make SOMETHING happen (usually after i haven’t had a bowel movement for 3-4 days.) Senna is not something to fuck around with, your body can become…

Also funny (darkly): you can buy senna tablets that don’t taste like shit at CVS for half the price of these “teas”

I’m lactose intolerant so I’ve found that drinking a milkshake or eating some brie is a delicious way to “detox” my body.

I generally detox by eating potato chips made with Olestra. I call it my “Spring Cleaning”.

Except audible doesn’t give you rectal damage. Unless you’re listening to Rush Limbaugh.

There was a scene in Nip/Tuck where a “Hollywood Starlet” used laxatives to lose weight but she couldn’t control her bowels and shit in the hot tub.

yeah. i’ve detoxed before. it’s not a cute or fun thing that anyone should want to do

Damn, that last one. ...Damn. That’s like the hot scruffy man of my dreams that I want to purchase a brownstone with and have adorable hipster babies with and start a backyard spice garden with

Yeah. If I were in Troy, I would be drunk all the time, too.

If anything, it’s even better because they CAN’T FIGHT BACK and you’re automatically the winner!

I know her as the woman who stole my would-be husband, Pacey Witter (a/k/a Joshua Jackson).

whatevs I hate when people are like dONT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD.

Yo if the dead was an asshole I’ve got no problem saying it. It’s not going to suddenly stop being true when they die and I could give less of a shit that they can’t ‘defend’ themselves.

What they SHOULD have done was maybe not be an asshole.

ETA: gonna be…

Troy could have been so great, but it so wasn’t.