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She must be regal as fuck.

Why not both?

Looks good, but I don’t understand why it’s about gender? Seems like a ‘grass is greener’ or a kid just trying to decide what they really want to do.

I’m not sure precisely what mixture they use for it, but I know that there is a ‘screen spooge’, just like there are a number of recipes for screen blood, and that the dispensers can arrange whatever volume is desired to make the male performer look 'studly' enough.

I mean, someone down-thread made an excellent point: this stupid group is composed of exactly the kind of anti-science morons The Honest Company is marketed to, so meh.

I saw a commercial for them that was like “you don’t want to use chemicals around your baby!!!!” and I was like oh ok so you’re marketing to ignoramuses who don’t know what chemicals are, are terrified of “toxins” but can't explain what that means, and are probably afraid of GMOs again without being able to tell you

From what I’ve told, yes.

I cancelled it in November and resigned myself to a life of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Some people seem to be.

So besides getting a percentage of earnings from anything she records, this Dr. Luke guy is pretty fucked now, eh? I can’t imagine anyone is lining up to work with him.

She can’t get out of her contract with Kemosabe, but she doesn’t have to let Dr. Luke be the producer of her music. She *can* work with other producers, but any music she records will be released under Kemosabe (and Dr. Luke will profit from that)...until a ruling is made otherwise. That’s how I understand it.

“Oh, you want to exist? Pay me.”

YESSSS EXACTLY!!! omg why arent people noticing that we’re all being fooled!?!?!?

I didn’t even realize it was a video. I was embarrassed enough when I thought it was just a picture!

A Becky can be a blow job.

I like her, probably because I think if I were rich and famous I’d be nearly as awkward and insufferable. I was a theatre kid, and she’s exactly a theatre kid who grew up and became successful.

I don’t know...it would be hard to stay down to earth at that level of fame, but the fact Beyoncé has blossomed into this social justice activist means to me that in some ways she’s becoming more attuned to the struggle. And to do so she would likely really have to educate herself, because she and Jay are so far

Maximum eccentricity.

Like Brad and Angie...I could see it

Does anyone else suspect that Bey and Jay are super weird by this point in their lives? I feel like they have that isolated, rich celebrity crazy going on. I haven't seen either of them do an interview in a long time so I have nothing really to go off of.