Hmm, I mean they are more casual but they look like blue chinos, not jeans. Also, his jacket doesn’t match his pants and it is like, hey if you are going to do that don;t go for two different shades OF THE SAME COLOR.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

The song after that will be a cover of “Country and Rock’n’roll” with Gwen singing Donnie’s parts and him singing Marie’s.

THIS. We are seeing the devastating results of low voter-turnout right here. People need to vote, not only this November, but EVERY TIME there’s an election. If we don’t vote, then the aging, paranoid, Fox News-Watching folks will continue to have their way.

I wish this future had come true because I’d wear the shit out of that cape.

but Bruno Mars is wearing this outfit this.very.second

Enjoy those headaches! ;)

Holy hell, yes. Diet Rite White Grape is the stuff of genius.

sorry, i’m an aspartame gurl

With me, it’s usually, “My car keys are ___.”

Today I learned that RC = Royal Crown. And now some useful piece of information is going to be bumped out of my memory bank to make room for this tidbit.

I love RENT

I guess it’s true. Wrestlers die young, and nobody really cares.

“Take yer llama and git”

We r so blessed, amirite?

The food looks good. HOWEVER, cinnamon and curry do not go together. I am shaken to my soul. And on shrimp too, what.

As a man of girth like Kevin Smith, what is complex about “its easy to wear because I’m large and lazy?”

I can only imagine how glorious the song titles will be on an album called “If I’m Honest”. Can’t wait for songs like “Fuck You, Miranda” and “I Love Gwen” to be this summer’s biggest hits.

And you’re Ryan Seacrest, not Ryan Reynolds

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!! Just as I imagined it! This seriously makes me unreasonably happy. Thanks for indulging me. Congrats to your friend too, I will live vicariously through both of your glory! I’m still laughing at big red balls as the code word. Those big balls were the highlight of the show!