AHHAhahahaa!!! That’s fantastic and not at all surprising considering the type of obstacles on WipeOut. That was such a crazy show, I loved how each person got a little nickname to go with their personalities. The hosts were really witty and now I want to go watch some re-runs. I soooooo wanted to be on that show, but…

Am I weird in that I’ve never been presented with such a dichotomous situation?

You don’t understand how it is legal to consent to assuming the risk involved in a specific activity before engaging in that activity?

Oh, I need to write a think piece about how Queen Latifah is responsible for Millennial hookup culture. I think I’ll throw in some dog whistles too. Oh, and I can blame rap music too. Man, if I were less ethical I could gas light so many conservatives for ad revenue.

You just made me start crying at my desk all over again.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Except she DID experience this before, in 2011, when Regis Philbin told Kelly that he was about to announce that he was quitting 20 minutes before they went on air.

I don’t want to post another picture of you without your permission, Bobby but this was you when you were a kid, right?

Right. The initial reports suggested she was a ticking time bomb. Instead, she’s just quietly going on vacation with her husband and holding a suggestively titled book.

It’s 2 in CA, between 2-3 everywhere else.

i appreciate how careful she is to alternate bites, to keep the mix of types of pizza and toppings even while they’re sliding down her gullet

And then there is the lady the camera cuts to after our pizza hero, who was so clearly watching the pizza display with a look of disgust on her face. And then looked a bit panicked to find out she was publicly revealed to be a pizza-hater. I hope she learned a very valuable lesson that night.

It says a lot about her that she rolled out of a tracheotomy and rocked a bandage to whatever fancy event this was. She didn’t give a damn.

I AM VERY EXCITED TO GET FIRED FOR WATCHING THIS CLIP!!

I’m so confused. She’s wearing ski boots. Who is the dummy who thought ski boots were a good sub for astronaut boots...?

I did not know about this movie and now I must watch it.

Hell no. I’d rather watch the gory home invasion thriller starring Rebecca De Mornay as one mean mother.

Or Southerners going by those accents. Why set a movie in Atlanta if you don’t keep the accent?

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig