That visual is EXCELLENT.

She doesn’t use the “$” anymore at all.

Free Kesha!

same thought here. idk.

I’m not the biggest Ke$ha fan (it hurt me to type her name like that), but I’m glad things are going in her favor. Dr. Luke seems like a gross piece of shit, and I hope Ke$ha (ugh) can release her music soon.

Pictured: The World’s Gayest White Power Rally.

Shhhh! Don’t let Us Weekly hear. They’ll start a “men! They’re just like us!” section and we’ll have to look at inane captions like, “they drink coffee! They have shoes on feet! They have skin on them and breathe-why for so they breathe? Why they peoples?” I don’t want to live in that world. So let’s comment REAL…

oh wait was this article about weed vaping and not tobacco vaping?

Yeah, I really doubt the survey sample is indicative of the average man. It was more likely geared toward fashion focused men, who are a minority anyway.

Has anyone created a “Brotique” yet? If not, Shark Tank here I come.

men spend more per month on clothing an accessories than women—not by much, at $85 to women’s $75

HAHAHHAHAH!!!! I love your confidence in your game!

Mine’s Bitch I’m Trying to Rest Face

I have Bitching Rest Face. Where, as George Costanza so deftly put it, I constantly look annoyed so people just think I’m busy.

I have more of an “Resting I hate Humanity and all it Stands For Face”

ask me anything

That’s a weird way to describe Karlie Kloss but ok.

Right?! Ugh, no pictures until it’s clean. And past that red, rashy, wrinkled old man phase.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.