I like the line “oh you may not want to touch me, I’m not done with the course of scabies medication yet.”

Yes! I do the very same!! With a face that (I hope) screams “What is this alien creature doing to meeee?!?”

In the US, are men asked to sign abstinence pledges? I’ve only heard of father daughter purity dances, abstinence pledges for girls, and the like.

Cool name, chastity pledge program!

Bad enough to try to get people in college to sign a virginity pledge but limiting it to just women? That’s just plain sexist and too late to “save” a number of virginities.

this is my solution. i literally jump like i was just electrocuted, they get the picture.

They might as well be rubbing their hands together and cackling, “Dance, my pretties, DANCE!”

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

Oh only 11,341 Rape Kits need to be tested, no don’t worry City Government of Detroit , take your time, I think the Palace at Auburn Hills needs a new scoreboard, and the Lions, an even newer stadium.

I hate that there’s a need for this, but HELL YES to these women. I want to look up each and every one of their businesses and find ways to support them.

“...652 people suspected of being ‘serial sexual assault offenders...’”

Do you ever just recoil in horror and give them a look that says what you’re thinking?? I find it works pretty well on strangers, even though I’m fairly certain most don’t get why they're being creeps.

Newsboy cap?! GET. OUT!

God’s work you’re doing, son.

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

Banks prefer that you have some debt on your cards. I think Lifehacker ran a few articles about it. If they arent making money off you theyll just cancel the card and that will hurt your credit score.

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

I don’t know how in the world you do it. That’s an incredible feat to actually have savings on that salary in nyc.

It was awesome. It was sad at times but I think it really showed her sense of humor and personality well, which I don’t think a lot of people knew about.

She supposedly has her own tshirt line now. *fart noise*