Yep. I hit the word Utah and went “Oh, well this suddenly all makes sense”.

I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

What are you going to do? Some people bruise really easily....

This crap is why I’m done with the NFL. Haven’t watched a game in two years and doubt I ever will again. A sick institution.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is why the NFL is such a garbage league.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

I meant in line with the Ray Rice case. You know, where he was suspended 2 games, THEN the video comes out from TMZ, the NFL PR team shits their pants and then gives Rice an indefinite. This, adios, Hardy

This is beyond horrifying.

Fucking savage.

No, she is from Vanderpump Rules and was finally (finally!) fired from SUR. The first episode of this season (it premiered last week), she showed up at SUR to pick a fight with her boyfriend (also an employee) and later crashed another person’s birthday party (during which she quickly picked another fight with her…

As soon as I read “Utah” I was like.... mm hmm. I bet they Mormons.

Not insolvent. But if there was a Depression like crisis and all of the banks shut down. So they couldn’t issue checks.

I have too many health problems to survive that long without electricity, doctors, pharmacies, etc. I’d be the dog with two amputated back legs in a wheelchair of the apocalypse.

Same. No freeze-dried bullets for me.

There are swans. And a river of rosé. Kristen Doute occasionally bangs on the windows, desperate to get in.

And the ashtray is actually a jar of garlic dill pickles.

I feel like that’s his trademark? Or maybe I’m confusing him with Project Runway era Michael Kors? Although Michael’s aggression was not very passive.

I am sneaking a gallon of Yellow Tail pinot grigio into the theater.