Just call him Long Division, cos he’s gonna be left with a truckload of remainders.

I feel fucking terrible for Dr. Blasey Ford.

Now that it’s all but official and a man who is not only going to give rabid conservatives the 5th reliable Supteme Court vote they’ve so desperately wanted for decades, but is also a sexual criminal, a drunk, a pathological liar, and a man who believes Trump is above the law, is the newest justice, I want to take…

We would have been number six on this one if I’d written a fiction book. pic.twitter.com/3C6MNbJN7j— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) October 4, 2018

See, the problem with using bots to drive awareness to your platform is when it comes time to monetize that engagement, there aren’t any real people there to buy things! Why do these guys have such a hard time understanding this?? 

Shilling poorly-written books to conservatives has got to be the easiest scam around and Clay Travis couldn’t pull it off. What a marvelous self-own.

Of the many desperate grifters that have clung to our current political climate to make a quick buck, Travis is truly the most pathetic.  

It looks like a book you find in a box marked “FREE” where you shuffle around items before going “why the fuck am I looking in this box?” and walk away. 

Clay Travis is a giant turd, to be sure. But can we talk about the graphic design on this book?

Who would choose that? It looks...dumb? Like not *just* dumb, but dumb, boring and just shitty in every manner possible.

So is it just Clay fans that show up here with egg accounts to defend his precious feelings or do the BarStool idiots also like him? I forget which stanning ass group feels so slighted by SJWs that they can’t ignore them and have to stick it to us libs epic style

Birdcages ain’t gonna line themselves.

He needs to worry less about book sales and more about making sure his kids aren’t filthy

(the joke is that you ruined it)

Yep. It’s just you.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Chicago is blessed with a very good public radio affiliate.

I hope the judge doesn't approve the settlement unless he steps down as CEO as well.

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