This comes out 4 days after I get a mass email from the MSU President containing this sentence about their own bullshit internal investigation:

I don’t know what hammer needs to fall on USA Gymnastics and Michigan State, but one needs to.

Was the lawsuit written by Drew Magary?

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

I kind of think that football should have what I call “The Rule of Awesome.” Which is, if a play is amazing, it should be allowed to stand even if there were other reasons why the play could be called back.

better than St Louis style which is basically slices of plastic fisher price cheese on top of a pizza box masquerading as crust.

KG’s minutes stats are pretty remarkable. In 11 non-rookie seasons with the Timberwolves, he *averaged* 39.2 minutes a game. Over 11 seasons. It would appear no player in the NBA has even averaged 39 minutes a game for a single season in the last six years, and the last one who did was...Luol Deng.

Of course the…

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Jimmy Butler knows how you feel

Next time I need a haircut I may show them a screenshot from this video and ask for a Sharon Reed.

You know your life is in jeopardy when momma comes at you all calm, smooth-voiced, and hair, makeup and nails are on point. I stood at attention during her video th n clapped giving her a standing-O.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

Oh, sure, now he stands

That is truly awesome. Good for him, and good for her, too.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Aw, c’mon. Bobody’s Nurfict.

So we can safely assume that, once the people of Alabama see these latest revelations, it will ensure Moore’s victory.