An excellent rekaep of another awful Niners game!

But at least he stands for the anthem. That’s gotta count for something, right?

I will be shocked if this man doesn’t end up as an 89 MPH pitcher on St. Louis who somehow ends up with a 3.35 ERA and wins 18 games, as their #3 option.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

I just shit Joe’s old Bulls sweatpants thinking about the existence of a meatlog sandwich.

Sir, have you served? If not, kindly shut your fucking mouth. Regardless, I don’t like your insinuation about the status of my discharge, which, according to my DD214 was honorable. The rest of your argument isn’t even worth engaging. The NFL isn’t in the Constitution, and the anthem is just a song. And don’t try…

Oh Enchanted Castle. Every DuPage kid’s favorite place. Like Chuckie Cheese, but good.

Enchanted Castle was the shit.

I think the Gen Z Advisor should get his own weekly feature:

“I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers.

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

Nah, my money is on him using the “I was afraid for my life” defense.

Is she related to Mike Huckabee? Because she’s a terrible human being and she shares her maiden name with him.

It’s the classic “being a called a racist is being worse than actual racism” schtick. See: PewPewWhatever and his casual throwing out of the n-word as an insult being defended by people saying it’s not okay to call him a racist while ignoring his use of a racist term.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

She “can’t think of anything worse.” Got it. You know, I kind of feel like SHS isn’t always thinking her comments through before she says them out loud from behind a lectern at the White House.

It’s something, that’s for sure.

At this point, observing that on a clear day the sky is blue will get you accused of liberal media bias. So much of the right is just self-propelling cultism now, after 30 years of insane propaganda from the far right wing media machine.

He was good but not elite.