It probably should be considered attempted murder tho...

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

This is actually big, and woefully underreported, news. They took computer hard drives and files. There were quite a few agents involved. The raided firm’s director is a former business partner of Roger Stone and Paul Manafort. There are also ties between the firm and the head of Trump’s entertainment branch…

A certain pro sports franchise told Deadspin Wednesday that the man was not its team president, and that there would be “consequences” if Deadspin pursued the story.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

What is it with Boston athletes digging up old, old nondirt this week? How is any of this relevant? “Up next, we’ve got Teddy Bruschi with a scathing opinion of a time Drew Bledsoe was impolite, right here, on Timely Sports.”

Yeah, scallops can swim...

Did you know scallops can swim??

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

I mean, if you’re going to sign up for Racist Netflix, you can’t be surprised when they release a racist show, right? I wonder what they’re showing on Racist Hulu?

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Bret sits at his IBM PC Jr., furiously typing. He smiles to himself and then giggles. “Honey,” he yells. “Honey!”

Yeah my mom found a set of these at a garage sale, they lair up at our cottage now, awaiting the next generation of babies and puppies.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”