Right? I laughed at her “who says I’m white? Who says I support Trump?” Girl, I think it’s a pretty fair bet.

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

In related news, Iaolus advocated in favor of Sparta leaving the Aechaen League, which succeeded courtesy of its cutesy name “Sparxit.”

Meh, I prefer LARPers for public office.

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Well, it's FIFA. Maybe the corruption is there for realism.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Came for multi-paragraph rant from overly sensitive Cardinals fan. Was not disappointed.

A gug in every pot, shoggoth in every garage.

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Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

And I’m volunteering for the cheeseburgers and chocolate shake part. Teamwork!

This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.

I’m not volunteering to actually run but I may be able to drive very slowly while high behind an RV for a nominal fee.

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

I’d like to let anyone reading this know that there are AA meetings across every town and country at every time of day. You don’t have to pay any money to attend a meeting or even give anyone your real name. All it costs you is an hour (sometimes an hour and a half) of your time.

[takes a shot]