Sometimes I think of myself almost a decade ago, so excited about Obama’s campaign. Then I try to imagine explaining 2017 to that woman. This is one of several times when words fail me.

I, as a tax paying citizen, have called on Congress, and all politicians, for years to do their fucking jobs to move this country forward and remove themselves from the pockets of corporations and lobbyists - to put the interests of this country above their own. Shockingly, they aren’t listening to me and probably…

I know several and they’re from California. They are all of the opinion that everything is fine now and because it’s now legal for women to have a credit card under their own name, and buy a car without their husband’s signature, that feminism is unnecessary. They also won’t use the word “Pussy” because it’s a…

I am slightly amused how the word cunt is anathema in the US but tossed around like peanuts in the UK. Everyone’s potentially called a cunt there. Stupid coworker you hate? Cunt. Child caught breaking a window? Wee Cunt. Person you actually like except for now you’re kind of drunk and talking about them? Cunt.

Right? Also, it could easily be relevant in the exact opposite way: people with privilege sometimes act like people with privilege. I’ve seen tons of people who think they are above the rules simply because they are oh-so-important.

I do not feel sorry for people who do this. There are strict FAA laws that need to be followed. I don’t know why people think they’re exempt from the law just because they are doing certain things, or certain types of people. I am a mother with a small child. I am not excused from laws just because I am a mother. I…

Esquire used to have this column called “The Indefensible Position”—maybe they still do, I haven’t seen it in a while. I’ll be that guy today, not in a jerk way, hopefully, but just to run it up the flagpole to see who burns it down/shoots it/assaults it/sues it/screams at it until that nerve shows in their forehead…

Here’s a hot take: Fuck the Clintons. Okay?

There is a reason people have been dismissive of Clinton’s accusers. The Clintons were subjected to a decades long witch hunt. They were accused of everything from drug dealing to fraudulent land deals and even murder.

If it starts with a C, Megyn, then it fucking ends with a T. I know you inexplicably spell your name with a Y, but the rest of us know our four-letter words by the first letter thankyouverymuch.

You know she was probably asking for it with her sleeping eyes and her come hither snoring mouth.

In the 2020 election, it would be amazing if one of the opposition candidates show up to a debate with Trumps accusers like Trump did with the Clinton accusers. Turn about is fair play.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

Those are bad. Gwen should feel bad. Blake, I imagine, has no idea why they are bad as they don’t surprise me at all, but come on Gwen :( :(

Enjoy observing me walk to the mailbox! Thanks for the mail-in voting and legal weed Washington. Stay dope.

It’s incredibly easy to buy into the conspiracy theory that Trump is only running to help secure a win for Clinton.

I much prefer “love and light,” as it passive-aggressively conveys my connection to the cosmos while the other person is just human garbage.

Needs more passive-aggressive smiley faces.

I am firmly Team No One And Get Off My Social Media, Children.

This isn’t the end. No one has Namaste’d yet.