The front end makes me feel comfortable — like I love my job, my wife, I know she loves me and nothing could go wrong comfortable.

Typically leftover Gawker bullshit stream of conscious. Should have filed this under “My LiveJournal 2002"

The article title is totally misleading

No amount of military spending could upend the visceral nationalist ideologies present in both Russia and China.

The level of trust required for an individual to commit to a group car lease can only be found in hipster utopia.

If they partnered with Volvo, why is this a Ford?

He may be making around 260K a year. He could spend that much on a car. My billing rate is $18/hr = ~38K a year and I spent $17K on a car. What’s the difference.

Disagree. it’s adorable.

I had a 1993 BMW 740i 4.0 V8 that sang for 225K miles with no signs of failure. 100k of those miles were put on it its last two 2 years (2011/2012).

You bastard. You’re updates have been one of the more humanizing pieces of the increasingly corporate literature here at Jalopnik. But, good luck at oversteer.

Because cars aren’t about being chained to your home, or being chained to an eight-hour charge. They are, fundamentally, about freedom.

The only benefit this has is so that no one sees you holding a key to the ugliest rearend out there.

BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGGGG

It wasn’t until I read the comments that I began to allow myself to believe this actually happened. Right out of a crackly old black and white movie.

I disagree. In 2005 I had picked up a 2 year old Pontiac Sunfire from a Saturn Dealership. About 2 months after, it was diagnosed with a damaged flex pipe — the dealer wouldn’t help and the mechanic I went to said he used to work for GM (not sure what capacity) and he couldn’t figure out why or how this type of damage…

EVERYTHING IS LIES.

There’s something so 9-3 about dat ass.

PROOF SIR

Whatever... ‘Merica.

MIXED FEELINGS.