It looks so inoffensive it’s offensive.

While reading this, I had visions of Carlton Banks dancing

Sandra Bullock in The Net off the grid? 1992 Honda Accord. Brown. So inoffensive even your attackers would puppy dog you.

Yeah alright, this is great. BUT can it dodge potholes. I wouldn’t want to autodrive near Philly after a bad winter.

Listen, my burning question is why do I get an upset stomach, anxious, and insomnia when I take any form of antibiotics? AM I CRAZY?

You also look like you could host Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me, or some other NPR show.

Please let there be a virtual key to unlock a cheap virtual plastic cover protecting the button that activates Bioweapon Defense Mode. And also let it be red with a yellow caution symbol on it. Also glowing red. No, pulsating red. Pulsating Glowing red.

You win this time, Putin.

This is great news!

Flip cards.... I’d get in an accident while I was mesmerized by keeping the cards mid-flip, or trying to wave them between speeds

To be fair, it was headlined exactly as @vondon32 put it.

What about Simple bank?

Yes, someone please replace my gas sipper for a 1999 Jeep Cherokee XJ so my absent smile can finally return.

I want to go to there.

Why I get all your points, I really think these commercials aren’t aimed at the analytically minded. I think Liberty Mutual is going for the idealist out there, who think if you do something right, be it on time or whatever, you should be taken care of.

I predict they go bankrupt before it is actually released.

Disagree. E32 all the way baby.

I just pictured myself seeing this happen. I didn't care that much either.

Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Next week, a short clip from “As the bombs fall” at Nagasaki.