Still have no idea what I’m doing, but I cast my vote. Pizza and sweatpants for life!

I ordered in for lunch, and I am definitely not here to make friends.

I’m not here to make friends, which is why I’m ordering in.

Just one more thing...

I read your comment and this is what I saw.

In high school, I was kind of an outcast. I was the only Black girl in my entire high school of 400 students, so I had difficulty making friends. One day, these popular girls (basically the Fashion Club from “Daria”) asked me to join them at the mall. We were walking around The Gap when I noticed a salesgirl following…

This happened with a co-worker of mine. She was looking at bags and the lady working that section was on top of her everywhere she went. How do people not realize how hurtful this is for people to be criminalized for just living and doing normal things? Let alone the fact that it's all so wrong.

You see extra eggs, I see the potential for pickled deliciousness.

What makes this even more amazing is that Ben Innes is DB Cooper’s illegitimate son.

What is there to celebrate if you aren’t balanced?

i would rather balance than celebrate

Innes: “Take the picture man!”

Ben, all the beers are on me mate. You deserve them for restoring my faith in humanity!