All I have to say is Holy shit, Claire. Hats off to you!

Thank you.

Trust me, I’m not the Grammar Police ;)

A week?

Does anyone know what the fuck Mar A Lago stands for?

Next time you have hot and heavy sex, right afterwards (still in bed) and you’re still enjoying some post sex cuddling...just ask “So I guess this makes you my bf?” and laugh (giggle), kinda like its a joke, and see what he says ;)

I think I waited for about 2 - 3 months before I asked the current #2 bf. You don’t want to wait too long.

Lol, since I’m 47, thanks for explaining what a “date night” is!

Amen.

My hiney hole hurts just looking at it. Yikes!

The top image. Wtf is that? Please don’t tell me it’s an adult hoppity hop ball with dildos on it.

Class with The Countess!

I dunno, I always thought her and Pattinson’s (sp?) relationship was one of those Hollywood “contract” gigs. Once the franchise ended, so did the contract.

My first thought when I saw the little black heart, but I’m an oldster, so...

Omg yes!

Accidentally as in “ I was tired from my trip, took a few Xanax and had some wine on the plane and wigged out”?

Oh and I’m at RT, too. Sometimes it gets exhausting explaining why “slut” shaming is beyond ridiculous!

I didn't say it clear. I look at ratings, but go by reviews.