Funny how the term is “social media”, when, in fact, it’s become anything but.

Stop bringing trolls out of the grey.

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.

Yes Kesha said she had sex with a ghost.

You think women wearing hijabs, niqabs, etc. don’t get sexually harassed and assaulted? How cute.

I hate to break it to you, but women get catcalled regardless of their attire. I’ve been catcalled while wearing a formless sweatsuit that made me look like Grimace. Men catcall because it’s a gross power move, not because the woman is dressed immodestly.

I’m not surprised she’s named Amethyst.

I will star this gif no matter what it is referencing.

Right!?! They gotta get their money’s worth out of Nicole’s wig too!!

Yeah, nobody gives a fuck what you write. Nobody cares about “personality”. It’s 100% visual attractiveness, and 100% of the platform’s benefits are heaped on people who excel in that department.

Well, for one, this is about online dating services like Match, OkCupid, and Tinder, not social networks where you already know people or share interests. So this definitely casts a wider net because you don’t know the people on these services at all. And if you do run into someone you know, it’s rare.

You lecture me on American cheese food product not being real cheese and then go on to prefer margarine?!?1

As a Viking, I am deeply offended by this measure. My religion states that I must place my aborted fetus on a ship, set it afire, and watch as it sails off to the Night Lands to join its ancestors. The law says nothing about the boat, so it’s clearly discriminatory.

Should I bury my tampons/period underpants also, just in case there was a fertilized egg in their that didn’t manage to implant itself in my uterine wall? What if I bleed into my toilet? Do I have to scoop the contents out and bury that, too?

Lance Ito used to go to my former church, Lake Avenue, in Pasadena. I was a bored teen, his phone number was listed in the directory, and I used to prank call him. That was my contribution to the trial of the century.

I just want to say ugh...Nancy Grace.

They should give scholarships to all the heirs of Titus, Venus, Juba and Bilhah. And if they can’t identify any heirs, they should name scholarships for them and give them to other needy students.

Damn pushy women in their lime green fashions.

I read all of these in Ramona Singer’s voice and it was amazing.

uhhh - try getting a new record deal after releasing “5 shitty albums”