Sounds like the new Herbology professor at Hogwarts

I can’t stop looking at Wilmer cupping his dick with his hand. Maybe he’s keeping it warm?

How come Renee Zellwegger gets so much flak for squintiness?

Cool, thanks. Lot of campaigns fought in that area, particularly in the early years of the war. If I recall correctly, Burgoyne’s Saratoga campaign went very close (if not through) that area. He also let loose some of his Native American allies to plunder homesteads throughout the state, where they tangled with local…

At risk of showing off all my abundant knowledge of Kristen Stewart, the girl in those picture is her friend since childhood Suzie and perhaps she is her assistant now idk but the Alicia girl has a blog and specifically said that she isn’t, nor has she ever been a personal assistant. She’s into art and stuff. Also…

That second one sounds a lot like sleep paralysis. I had a similar experience when I was in college. I was sleeping in my bed in my apartment, but I started hearing what I was sure was a dog-looking demon outside my door. (I’m not sure how I knew what it looked like other than the fact that it wasn’t real and was all…

I can sympathize with a lot of that until the tip part. My preschool nephew is currently wretched, impossible to placate and is likely to have that sort of tantrum, but you can bet that anyone who put up with that would get a better-than-5-percent tip.

Damn, it doesn’t seem like it has much traffic. :/ The Jez ones are great because they get actual thousands of comments and, therefore, hours of perusing!

They moved it to Adequate Man.

I’m gonna be the shouted-down voice here, but reading that sounded kind of familiar of raising a kid with developmental and sensory disabilities. When you can make it out for a meal at all, you’re going to do what you can to get through the meal intact. The guy politely tried to get a location that suited them without…

Seriously. I LIVE for the Halloween ghost stories. God, except for those sleep paralysis ones; I would be one seriously heavily medicated ISpeakJive if I had sleep paralysis.

THIS PLEASE. This morning I actually went back over the last 3 years of Scary Stories posts looking at what date they went live muttering to myself “they’re late where are the stories give me scary stories precious my precious”

Lana. I don’t want to hear it. Stop creating issues where none exist for you. I know, as human beings, we all have something. But if you really are for reals this obsessed with death, then you need to pay new people to manage you to build that bubble of your life in a more positive light. You can probably afford it if…

I MEAN THIS IS COOL AND ALL GUYS BUT WHERE ARE MY HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORIES?

Schroedinger’s biography?

She’s also been an outspoken advocate of pitbulls, if I do recall correctly. (I note this as a fellow pitbull owner, I know this can be polarizing for some people)

Don’t out people. That’s shitty. No one owes you or “the movement” a coming out just because you think a person doesn’t count as LGBTQ without being out, loud, and proud. It’s quite possible you don’t actually know best for another human being.

Emeritus Bangs def sounds like a Harry Potter character.

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.