Thirstin’ Moore.

I really hate that he’s so cute. As you suggest, his whole existence is deeply cruel, but people generally don’t care, because OMG FLUFFY TEACUP DOG.

He shouldn’t. Inbreeding is a scourge.

Like when I found out Maria and Luis on Sesame Street weren’t married in real life.

The Jennifer Lawrence essay is pretty good, y’all. I kind of expected it to be whiny, but she kept it pretty real. I know everyone is all disillusioned with her schtick, but she did good here. And I can’t honestly think of a time where she’s done particularly wrong apart from maybe being too silly. So I’m just gonna…

“Frontrunner and presumed nominee Hillary Clinton...”

I’m a fan of the snark and petty insults, but yeah, it would be nice if there were a few more substantive tidbits peppered in. I’m not looking for CSPAN coverage here, but, like just a LITTLE substance would be nice.

How about some of you blogging something substantial when you do this? The last few live blogs have been useless. Harsh, I know but it’s important.

I guess the lack of actual humorous content inspired my pedantic reply.

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna don’t have time for a reality show anymore. [TMZ]

Tim Gunn just said he’d take him to Red Lobster!