You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

James Bond always wore a four in hand. So that’s what I usually wear.

Half Windsor is both easier and better looking. It’s a simple knot that when mastered does the work of a more complex one without nearly as much concern regarding length and size-of-knot.

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

I still say that getting Dan Le Batard’s Baseball Hall of Fame vote and letting the readers vote was pretty cool.

He hasn’t criticized the NFL yet.

I love how ever time Bill Murray sees this movie, he will call Kelly Lynch’s husband (Mitch Glazer) and give him play-by-play when Dalton bones his wife. Murray even called him once from freakin’ RUSSIA!

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

What is the deal with fabric softener?

Clothed bloggers, naked commenters. Welcome to Deadspin.

There is no khaki fetish porn.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Appreciate the approval on that sir, it was fun to make. Even if Danner was part of that process (!)