“but have long reached legendary status by being two of the only known female pit masters in Kansas City, Missouri."

Did you watch the Peach Bowl? I’d put UCF over Auburn 8/10. They were that good.

+1 Cigar Store Indian

That wedding scene may have been the most cringe-inducing of the series. Even worse than pig fucking.

I use Lexol cleaner and conditioner on furniture, shoes, car interior, baseball gloves, etc. I can’t stand the greasiness of others I’ve tried, and Lexol does pretty well in that regard.

2 liter bottle of Coke, right?

He spent some time living in Columbus, Nebraska, cleaning and volunteering at a YMCA. I remember reading a great profile of him in the Omaha paper around 2006, but it’s lost to the amber of an archive paywall.

Do you offer a 401k?

+1 big dish of beef chow mein

He should hire a detective...

So is the vinegar.

Yeah... the whole “soap will remove the seasoning” thing is a myth.

Be kind to the crab, Drew. It may be future you.

And scouting. Apparently, the Royals picked up that on balls down the RF line, Bautista would always whirl and heave to second.

Lorenzo Cain did it twice in the ‘15 playoffs.

Going with Cueto is a career ender.

Ichiro only cares about rodents when they’re fucking in a wool sock.

+1 candy wrapper

Tom Osborne tried that in Nebraska... it didn’t work out so well.

He can do whatever the hell he wants as long as it isn’t trying to get into a KC club wearing Kangol.