My honest feeling as someone whose son is on the autism spectrum is to ask you to not throw around a diagnosis on someone you don’t know when you really just mean they’re off putting or seem socially awkward.

next thing you know, moby is going to claim he was texting durant.

Surely you must be joking.

Still being a bunch of assholes that killed all of my hopes and dreams during the 2015 World Series.

Two words why your onside kick plan won’t work. Fair catch. You can call a fair catch on any free kick. You have to give the opponent a chance to catch the ball if it’s in the air, and even a high pop-up that travels 10 yards isn’t much of a challenge for the hands team. I suppose they could still drop it, but a…

Regardless, I dont think “laundry money” had the suggested sexist connotation. I think it was just shorthand for what, for most college students, is a real thing.

It’d make one hell of a Judge Joe Brown episode, though.

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead. 

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

I think it’s great that’s deadspin readers correctly picked the national champion.

Girlfriend and some friends want to see it, so I’m going tonight. And this comment fascinates me more than any trailer. More excited now than ever.

I recall seeing a tweet from Kumail Nanjiani last week that The Big Sick had also been uploaded to pornhub in the interracial category.

The NCAA reportedly considered reciending FSU’s bowl invite, but ultimately decided against it for fear of being called a, well, you know...

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

I support and empathize with this blog.

I guess they’re waiting for the NFL head of officiating to accurately define what constitutes a “construction move”?

I don’t see the issue here. There’s truly no better QB at backing up than Dan Orlovsky.