I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

This is parody, right?

With the prequels referenced here, it’s worth pointing out that until the sequel trilogy came out, literally 50% of Star Wars movies were terrible movies (and you COULD make arguments for certain aspects of ROTJ). So it’s not like “bad Star Wars movie” is some sort of new, world-ending phenomenon that the Star Wars…

Vogt in an interview shortly afterwards.

Yep! I’m an idiot!

Yep, I’m an idiot!

Ha! I totally missed that! I assumed the author was being reasonable and misread it. I’m an idiot!

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

That would be downright shady. 

Has the finals been expanded to best of 13 without me knowing?

I guess I don’t really C what the B D is.

Will other people see the replies? Does the muter know you replied but just doesn’t see it, or does it remove any interaction with the replier completely?

Everything you have just written aside from the implication that Judge and LeBron have great bodies, is so wildly incorrect that I don’t even know where to begin. Judge is showing phenomenal plate discipline and has been getting utterly hosed by calls below his knees.

LeBron James is one of the smartest athletes to ever play the game, his basketball IQ is incredible. Please shut the fuck up

How old are you? I wish more people would wear burlap jodhpurs so I could stop associating them with wainwrights.

Yeah, I call Bullwinkle.

“They got to be three times bigger”

Tom is saving that for A Fistful of Shuriken, his column on ninja movies that will debut after this one.

Your sentence is grammatically flawed, try not to do that when making fun of someone it makes you look dumb.

I don’t know if I should feel bad for not having a law degree or kids or if I should be psyched to rub elbows with such accomplished men.